Normally, UFO stuff is not my thing, but this is being reported by Reuters:

Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby.

How did they know they malfunctioned? Do nuclear missiles actually do things while they are sitting around awaiting launch? Clean up around the silo, that sort of thing?

Still, it's comforting to know that the little green men have a magic Cancel Nuclear Holocaust button. Why don't they just give those out to everyone?