South Carolina has brought anti-terrorism to the next level.  Their latest method for catching international criminal masterminds is breathtakingly brilliant in its simplicity and elegance: simply require all subversive agents to fill out a Subversive Agent Form, naming themselves as a subversive agent intent on the illegal overthrow of the U.S. Government.  They also have to name their leaders and co-conspirators, and attach minutes of their meetings in which they plot the doom of the USA.

Not only is it the perfect plan, but to top it off, there is a $5 filing fee, hitting those dumb ol' terrorists right in the pocket.  Double-whammy!

And to think how much we're wasting on Olympic security, when bright ideas like this are just there for the taking.