The end of terrorism is nigh
posted on Feb 9, 2010
South Carolina has brought anti-terrorism to the next level. Their latest method for catching international criminal masterminds is breathtakingly brilliant in its simplicity and elegance: simply require all subversive agents to fill out a Subversive Agent Form, naming themselves as a subversive agent intent on the illegal overthrow of the U.S. Government. They also have to name their leaders and co-conspirators, and attach minutes of their meetings in which they plot the doom of the USA.
Not only is it the perfect plan, but to top it off, there is a $5 filing fee, hitting those dumb ol' terrorists right in the pocket. Double-whammy!
And to think how much we're wasting on Olympic security, when bright ideas like this are just there for the taking.
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